The Skeg 4 Day Fuck Fest

we went to skeg. and the day began with playing on the portable ps1 in the back of the car. RESIDENT EVIL DIDN'T GO DOWN WELL. "STARS" "BRANDON, YOUR OUT OF AMMO... STARS!" 'BOLLOCKS'. HAHA. then nearly to butlins, my grandad admitted he knows everything about being "tight". which put strange thoughts into mine and shipmans empty little heads. went to eat a lovely bit of munch. and then charged straight towards to go-karts. whichi we then met some tards from notts whos first words to us were... "got any jonnys?" hoping they'd get layed atleast 5 times in a 4 day holiday haha. then the skating began, we went to x-site on the crammed bus full of pentioners. which shipman just about lost his virginity to one of them haha. got to the park an hour early thinking we could check out coogees surf shop sale. which walked past and forgot totally about. :/ then when we entered the park nothing but mongo pushers and a bearded 16 year old who couldnt't get served beer and was trying nothing but nordberg tricks were shredding the indoors. when on the last day of the holiday, the whole team came down for a schralp and this is what we came out with.

BIG ZED AND BUTLINS

B.z has had a big crush over butlins for qutie some time.
since he was 3 years old he was been there for every holiday.
never abroad, or out of england, "unless you count wales as abroad".
i've never been able to go over seas, my grandparents aren't well enough
to travel on planes, or by sea, and not even well enough to go by train.
awwwwwww. (sorry, wanted to put a bit of panto in there).
AND NOW THIS BRINGS ME ONTO THE HALF TERM HOLIDAY OF WHICH I TRAVEL WITH DOM WATKIN
ON A 1 HOUR, 35.2 MINUTE JOURNEY ta skeg, HAHA JORDIES, and schralp up the plaza for 4 whole days!